Bag of Ass
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No.  No worries
No. No worries

You'll have no problem whatsoever getting a job!

Father of the Year Award
Father of the Year Award

This guy wins!

Um, genius,
Um, genius,

You know that sign wasn't to be taken quite so literally, right?

Karma..
Karma..

it's a bitch.

And yet...
And yet...

you really make it look easy.

When a Hallmark card isn't enough,
When a Hallmark card isn't enough,

Say it with cake.

Well, something got f@#$ed
Well, something got f@#$ed

but I'm not sure it was the "systsem"

Dude,
Dude,

I don't know how to tell you, but your hair looks like crap.

Or you could just, you know...
Or you could just, you know...

...work out!!!!

When they put you in charge of decorating, you thought, "Ha, this will be hilarious!"
When they put you in charge of decorating, you thought, "Ha, this will be hilarious!"

OK, I kind of agree, but the residents probably think you're a bag of ass.

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